My Dog Thinks You're An Asshole — Crew Neck Tee

Your dog said it first.

This tie-dye crew neck tee is for the dog person who has strong opinions and absolutely no interest in pretending otherwise. Soft, comfortable, and just the right amount of unfiltered, it’s made for dog walks, casual weekends, coffee runs, and every conversation your dog has already judged.

Product details

• Style: Unisex crew neck, short sleeve tee
• Material: Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
• Colour: Tie-dye
• Fit: Slightly slimmer body with shorter sleeves
• Neck: 1x1 rib knit
• Label: Tear-away
• Age group: Adults

Size information

Available sizes are X-Small, Small, Medium, Large, X-Large, and 2X-Large. For the best fit, compare the shirt’s proportions with a favourite tee you already own.

Fit tip: If you prefer a relaxed fit, consider sizing up.

For the person whose dog has better social instincts than most people. Wear accordingly.